fed up of war talk? here's a joke, page-6

I just thought of one... stop me if you've heard it before.
A top member of the RSL gives notice that the government has awarded some money to those who've survived the Viet Nam war.
Three men appeared before him. He puts them on a line and says, "now the govn't will give you $1000.oo for every inch of your body. Let's measure you. He measures the first: 6 feet. Right. $12,000 for you. Next please!" The next guy lifts his hand up and the RSL measures him. 6'4''. "Right, $12,400 for you. Next please!" The next one was a little guy, titchy. He pulls his daks down and says, "I want you to measure it."
The RSL man looks at him and says, mate, you're being stupid! The others got so much money. How much do you think you'll get with your doodah?"
"Measure it!" the little guy insists.
The RSL man gets his tape, puts it at the little digger's dic k and looks surprised... "Why, I can't seem to find the rest of it..."
"That's right, you've got to go all the way to Saigon!"