Feel Better:Complain About Anything, page-105744

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    Two London wide boys out at the pub.

    See vose two birds over vere, whadyu reckon mate.
    Well, let me ave a butchers.
    Mmmm one as a fair pare of bristols on her don’t she? Corrrrrrr.
    And what a khyber pass!
    Check out vose fishnet Isle of Wights.
    Could score wiv er tnite eh.

    Well wot about the uvver one.
    Ave yu erd her voice?
    Sowns like a bleedin fog orn.
    Yeah but I bet she’s a goer.
    Dunno mate, I’m onto ve uvver tart.
    Better get a move on.
    Cos your trouble and strife will kill ya if you’re late ome.

    Good for a larf innit.


 
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