Two London wide boys out at the pub.See vose two birds over...

Two London wide boys out at the pub.

See vose two birds over vere, whadyu reckon mate.
Well, let me ave a butchers.
Mmmm one as a fair pare of bristols on her don’t she? Corrrrrrr.
And what a khyber pass!
Check out vose fishnet Isle of Wights.
Could score wiv er tnite eh.

Well wot about the uvver one.
Ave yu erd her voice?
Sowns like a bleedin fog orn.
Yeah but I bet she’s a goer.
Dunno mate, I’m onto ve uvver tart.
Better get a move on.
Cos your trouble and strife will kill ya if you’re late ome.

Good for a larf innit.