Feel Better:Complain About Anything, page-106056

Oh that's mean, lol.
My mum used to get me everytime. She would say 'your sister blah and blah' and I'd go 'oh no. Everytime, lol.
Should have played poker.

Never got my husband. He was too good.

One boss I got good. He was a real male chauvinist. None of the women liked him. So I took all the stuff out of his top drawer and hit it replacing cotton balls in it and then taped his whole desk with all the sticky tape I could find. He was not impressed at all.
Even folders on his credenza had bits of confetti and cotton balls in them. He was finding this for weeks. One of the other bosses thought it was funny. He didn't. I think we got him back because he wouldn't let us have chocolate cake for easter. I actually used to cook banana bread for morning tea.