Feel Better:Complain About Anything, page-11

Went to the Docs the other day to I complained about a minor affliction of the toe - wife sitting alongside to ensure compliance, given I usually just shoot the breeze with said Doc instead of wasting his time with acceptable niggles of the flesh. He said, "so what's the problem, Barg?" To which I responded, "well I've got this persistent pain in the arse, Doc, and I think its wife related."
Well we laughed, and laughed, and laughed some more. My wife - not so much .