Feel Better:Complain About Anything

Originally posted by NoBoDe ↑

@Barg
and others
Mate its realy pretty easy now a days; all you got to do is read very carfully the instructions:
its like when they were teaching you how to find land mines:
I was using an older version,,
a nd with umble lil pooter that is less than 3 months old arleady had so much gunk on it>.
So to verify its new veracity,and back up my said,,,as cant sleep cause am so tired that sleep has fled...
spent the last houirs under the hood>
and for the pittence of 2 cases of suds,,have just finished nuking about 30% of crap on C: drive,
and getting rid of all the spy ware that microsift keep sheeting on me:
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so I recomend the new version with gusto:
This is a public service annie,,,,
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once upon a time it all had to be done manually and you could not be pissquallied while doing it...
now a days its kid proof,,,,
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just sped up boot time and wake up time by 87%...
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Murdered about 65 services,,, fixed up over ½ million bad files...
and i clean my pooter more often than the dishes in the sink,,,
I would hate to think how much gunk some folks have inside theirs<<<
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You can talk about purple green and pink cheese:
I recomn many poor folk have pooters that would make an old roman cess pit cleaner run all the way to mongolia,,
just to eat some yak butter,,,smoked over whoo flung dung fuel.
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and was doing it after downing 5 marry bloodies and a plate of strawberries:
when your dear vixen gets back get here to give you a lesson 101 in the kung fu of stupid IT machines:
now a days they are very forgiving: and even harder ro kill...
,,I know most of these pics will be gobbldy gook to you,,but you habve to start some place:
and even if you only got one curly hair on hyour head,
Its never to late to learn<

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Its only easy if you can understand the language, NBD, which I do not. Nor can I understand the order of said language, nor the cryptic instructions infesting every page, which are more confusing than a Chinese instruction manual. Nor do I wish to clutter my brain with the aforesaid - which I confine to deciphering the peccadillos of mankind's stupidity, of which is more complex than the universe itself. Besides, I have an in house computer person of your calibre to compensate for my electronic inadequacies (of whom is still absent), which are numerous beyond measure - the on/off switch of all devices, my greatest achievement.
That being the case, your kind attempts at instruction fall on the ears of a mole like creature, of whom at best can only follow the merest of philosophical vibrations in a world beset by static. And I still have to ask myself - who is Phil?