Feel Better:Complain About Anything, page-14257

Its only easy if you can understand the language, NBD, which I do not. Nor can I understand the order of said language, nor the cryptic instructions infesting every page, which are more confusing than a Chinese instruction manual. Nor do I wish to clutter my brain with the aforesaid - which I confine to deciphering the peccadillos of mankind's stupidity, of which is more complex than the universe itself. Besides, I have an in house computer person of your calibre to compensate for my electronic inadequacies (of whom is still absent), which are numerous beyond measure - the on/off switch of all devices, my greatest achievement.
That being the case, your kind attempts at instruction fall on the ears of a mole like creature, of whom at best can only follow the merest of philosophical vibrations in a world beset by static. And I still have to ask myself - who is Phil?