Feel Better:Complain About Anything, page-14474

go get sum: at EggFooYung Shoppe:
went to the big smoke
and visited an emorium in a major shopping place:
the mad did not know ONE SINGLE WORD OF STRINE:
but knew all about HAGGLE;
got
packets of things never seen:
bottle of stuff unkown:
tins of very strange things
And jars that even Merlin the Mage would have run away from:
stuff that looked like a warthogs poop ( if knew what waarhogs poop looked like)
but the best was:
dry tamarind: chili dates: oooooooooolong tea
and fungbangwambangfankyoumam mushroom extract:
cant wait to try that on the next batch of steemed boc choy:
with chicken livers:
as a lad one of the best things was when got to eat a choock stomach
it was like gristle and chw=ewing gum all in one:
and then there was the morning treat of chook livers with eggs and shalots:
on sour bread toast:
and a cup of butter milk:
Me thinks that I have the best mum in the whole wide world for looking after my future:
To all Mums In the World:
KUDOS