W. C. Fields/Quotes Never give a sucker an even break. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bulls&$t. I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
