Feel Better:Complain About Anything, page-28429

The chips are on.

If no one tells me I'm going to talk like a pirate for the rest of the day.

Ah how is mistress Margarett and her fine kitties, arrrr.

Doing a dance on the floor but me legs are still a wee bit shakey from the long voyage out at sea where a mermaid stole me gold she did. Corr blimey then an octopus tried to climb aboard but I fought 'im off I did.