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26/02/20

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Originally posted by Barg: ↑

There was sex? . Surely not! Rather a lesson in how to handle 50 shades of prey - in this case the consumption of dangerous old bats, real and metaphoric. Both of which can be dangerous beasts if not prepared first before a kiss. Tiz all about the wooing of old and dangerous bats. In my case I use the time honoured saying of: "Pucker up, you old bat, coz I'm about to plant one," supplemented with an overt licking of the lips - old man fashion .

Consuela usually runs away laughing at this point unless I trap her in the pantry where she becomes disorientated, given she is unfamiliar with her surroundings . Such is my preparation of tasty foods of a dangerous predisposition .

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Barg - you make me laugh - the visualization of the actual events makes me shudder in anti-(something don't know what nowadays - there was something really important ) Zippashon?; even when I was a younger 'bat' the planting wasn't always accomplished -

But we do love your wit - keep on whittling away on keeping us laughing, that's a lot more than most men can accomplish - generally a grumpy lot if my survey of older supermarket 'helping-batmen' is anything to go by. But statistics can be wrong and I am definitely a 'one-off'
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Originally posted by picastoc: ↑

Oh, I see. Now I am of the mind-set that I am not going weigh or measure. Been there, done that with WWers.
If I had Type 2 diabetes (which is diet related), Type 1 is not diet related, then I may do so. If I was very heavy, I might do so. It's enough to refrain from eating for 17 plus hours each day coz I like to eat. What I am finding is that to break the fast, doesn't need much food for me. I feel happy once I've eaten but it does need much. I did eat a small steak, ate some blue cheese, and 1/3rd of an avocado, and 4 biscuits posted earlier today (coz I only trust myself to test food in order to find out if it is good enough to give to other people). lol. I will continue to read on the 'net to keep the incentive up, but a guilty conscience is more painful than not eating biscuit and cake, every so often.

There are many good things in foods which have both carbs and their heap of nutrients - berries like raspberries, blueberries, etc. And oats. And black rice......lol.

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