Feel Better:Complain About Anything, page-30279

Hey MMS, I think I did read this but I found a few of his repeating themselves.

I think the best thing is - grow your own food - probably hear of famines after all this.
Buy your wife some toilet roll earrings like I'm going to buy - the newest fashion must-have
Hide your gold and loot - tell no one about them (toilet paper included)
Grow and make your own chocolate but don't tell Marg.
Know people in wineries so you never have to buy wine ever again.
Brew your own brand of beer (chilli beer/chocolate beer)
Here's a photo of the earrings for you