Speaking of pussy claws.
One time, wife, me and 2 kids sitting watching TV.
We had just eaten a largish bag of chups and wotsup blows the bag up and burst it.
Boy was it a bang,.......however
, one of the cat was in the lounge and it just seem to instantly rise, float in the air and down on the wife's head.
In went all claws to get an anchor point for lift off.
Blood and guts flowing, the wife's.
Boy,......was she not happy, especially when there was 3 others rolling on the floor in laughter.
Don't know why,....she has never forgotten it