Speaking of pussy claws.One time, wife, me and 2 kids sitting...

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24/11/20

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Originally posted by Justis: ↑

How To Bathe A Cat
Thoroughly clean the toilet.
Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash" and "rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely, The Dog

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Speaking of pussy claws.

One time, wife, me and 2 kids sitting watching TV.
We had just eaten a largish bag of chups and wotsup blows the bag up and burst it.

Boy was it a bang,.......however , one of the cat was in the lounge and it just seem to instantly rise, float in the air and down on the wife's head.
In went all claws to get an anchor point for lift off.
Blood and guts flowing, the wife's.
Boy,......was she not happy, especially when there was 3 others rolling on the floor in laughter.

Don't know why,....she has never forgotten it
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