Feel Better:Complain About Anything, page-57413

I Have secret fetish:
I like to scratch my Tum Note Tum and NOT BUM

and i get often an itch nose
and some times a palm, but dont seem to make any money out of it
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Will be away all day tomorrow,as have to go on a big mission to the very very big smoke
oh well,another 1200km day
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note to me
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1. Take tim tams
2. Take fizzy water ( 4 bottles 0
3. take Slim Dusty and Johnny Cash CDs oh and maybe some Bach
4. 4 Take sungalsses
5. 5 Take map of big smoke..last time went on toll roads and got a bill for $36
6. Take Truckie Talky Walky
7. Dont forget dogs back seat blanket,,she is shedding
8. Take chewing gum? inc a few nicorete ones so i dont yell a ding dong big smoke drivers,
9. Take 3 lemons as non of the Kebab shops know how to make propper chicken kebabs,ALL chicken kebabs MUST have lots of lemon juice
10. Buy Riga Smoked Sprats at Aldi
11. Take Tussue,,You never know when a need arrises
12. Take boots and thongs
13. Put on Bike jacket,and knuckle rings,, helps people self distance in super markets
14. Plait beard