I Have secret fetish:
I like to scratch my Tum Note Tum and NOT BUM
and i get often an itch nose
and some times a palm, but dont seem to make any money out of it
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Will be away all day tomorrow,as have to go on a big mission to the very very big smoke
oh well,another 1200km day
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note to me
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- Take tim tams
- Take fizzy water ( 4 bottles 0
- take Slim Dusty and Johnny Cash CDs oh and maybe some Bach
- 4 Take sungalsses
- 5 Take map of big smoke..last time went on toll roads and got a bill for $36
- Take Truckie Talky Walky
- Dont forget dogs back seat blanket,,she is shedding
- Take chewing gum? inc a few nicorete ones so i dont yell a ding dong big smoke drivers,
- Take 3 lemons as non of the Kebab shops know how to make propper chicken kebabs,ALL chicken kebabs MUST have lots of lemon juice
- Buy Riga Smoked Sprats at Aldi
- Take Tussue,,You never know when a need arrises
- Take boots and thongs
- Put on Bike jacket,and knuckle rings,, helps people self distance in super markets
- Plait beard