i HAVE BEEN DOING MORE THUNKING`“My two cents” has been in use...

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    i HAVE BEEN DOING MORE THUNKING
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    “My two cents” has been in use since the twenties but has never been adjusted for inflation. Opinions are becoming increasingly worthless.
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    When you have a lot, you have hair. When you only have a few, you have hairs.
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    We have approximately 78,000 km of nerves in our bodies, yet a single one in my tooth is enough to SCREW up my whole week.
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    When a toilet seat is cold it’s horrible but when it’s warm it’s worse.
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    If elevators didn’t exist, the penthouse would be for poor people.
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    Cheese is just a loaf of milk.
 
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