But you could see the carrot in the dark and pick it out because you'd have one of those big torches on your head. You should pay your respects to your Cornish ancestors by honoring their traditions particularly in the iconic Cornish Pasties. You can't uncrimp the bad crimps, nor unglaze the glazed pastie but given you are starving you could eat the pastie but only after you've removed ever scrap of the carrot.
As you point out, zero carrot as it would be sacrilege to eat it.
