Thus etc ` People who live where it doesn’t snow will never understand how quiet the morning after a big snow is.
People don’t pretend to be depressed, they pretend to be happy.
A zoo is the only prison where all the prisoners are innocent.
Microwaves have buttons for popcorn and potato that are completely useless but don’t have a silent mode/mute button for people just trying to heat up a pie at three in the morning.
