Dogs teach kids about responsibility, cats teach kids about patience and boundaries, and fish teach kids about mortality.
A keychain is a ring invented so that you can lose all of your keys at once.
Cat owners like cats because they are very independent but dog owners like their pets because dogs are social animals. However, cat owners actually like to talk to their cats but dog owners want their pets to just shut up.
Your manager is more likely to let you have a smoke break every hour than let you get some fresh air.
