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Rules of brit Cop drama

1. each copper must have a maoustache
2. The butler knows nothing
3. Every door knocked on opens in 4 seconds
4. The cook knows everything cept how to make upside down cake
5. The villan always has messy hair
6. the con man never has to shave
7. The train leaves just on time
8. The bag at the baggage locker in always emptey
9. Tea is made in 3 seconds flat
10. Ladies faint and recover in 5 seconds with amnesia
11. The gardender did not see a thing
12. cricket lasts 3 min
13. Ladies manage to change their cloths every 5 min
14. no one ever takes a bath
15. cops can case robber in pitch black,,only to find the end room lit by arch ramps
16. Cucumber bread is made by robots
17. Pipes never go out or run out of tabbaco
18. Damsels in distress find a lift from a car at 3am where no car has passed for a month
19. the lingo of a farmer even a martian could not understand yet

even a london toff can marster
20 beer poured ina pub gets sipped twice before they all run off
21 a taxi is laways there
22 the maid knows all but is afarid to s butleay due to failure to irons masters undies right
23 the butler is innocent
24 the game keeper knows the lot
25NBD fell sleep watching the same shit in 50+ movies