Feel Better:Complain About Anything, page-84482

I worked as a cinema usherette. It showed double features, so very long night. The theatre had mice and some of the patrons reported mice running up a husband's leg of his pants. The cat had too many to chase effectively. We had to be sure not to shine our torches on any mice bodies which were lying on the carpet........ wow, what one had to do to pay for attendance at university....