W. C. Fields/Quotes
Never give a sucker an even break.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bulls&$t.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
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