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NBD 1st law of spontaneous Tyre spontaneity
Discoverd while wending along back road

1. Find a sparsely used back road
2. On a quiet day have old tyre in the car
3. Pull over and throw tyre over fence
4. A week later repeat 2 and 3
5. A week later repeat 4
6. we now have critical mass for spontaneous tyre sprouting
7. within a few months other tyres will be attracted and as more join the round denizens of the field
8. when enough have accumulated,go an harvest 1/2
9. place at your place and fill with dirty clean dirt
10. plant spuds and things
11. or make a compost tyre bin
12.