I liked that list of useless facts. My toilet paper rolls from the front, not the back. I was told, many years ago, that if it rolls from against the wall that over time, your wall needs washing or re-painting. Hence, my choice over the past few decades. My fruit and vegie man now sells "I don't give a crap" toilet paper (not made from trees), so I ordered a couple of rolls - they are massive in size, and very soft to use. Now, there's some useless additional fact. I don't think I was anything but poor when I decided the roll-from-the-front was the way to go (sorry for the pun).
