`What do you call a wolf that has things figured out?
Aware wolf.`Did you hear about the cow that cried wolf?
Fake Moos!
``What's the difference between a wolf and a flea?
One howls on the prairie, the other prowls on the hairy.`Long ago a wolf explained to his son "eat a man and you'll be fed for a day,
Roll over and play dead and you'll be fed for the rest of your life"
`What do you call a wolf in sheep's clothing?
A woolf.
