I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas.
Times were hard, food was scarce, but we had some great laughs.
Some African animals playing cards in Las Vegas.
Lion: Stop taking extremely quick glances at my card, you're a cheetah!
Cheetah: No, your Lion!
Warthog: You guys are just ignoring the guy with the super long nose who can suck up cards while nobody notices.
Elephant: Well I wouldn't be so hungry for cards if you weren't HOGGING all the wings!
Warthog: Tell that to the dude who thinks eating them will make him fly.
Ostrich: You can't talk, you snort off of the table. Also, will we just ignore the fact that 1 dude ate all the bananas?
Monkey: Give me a break before I break that neck. I can't even get dinner protein after they fixed all the bugs in the slot machines.
Hyena: Why don't you just steal leftovers from random plates like I do? You seemed to do that pretty well with that woman's diamond ring.
Giraffe: You guys need to calm short-I mean down. Can we just agree that I am the highest out of all of us?
Zebra: Yeah, cuz you smoked all the grass that I need to survive. I'd go into the park to get some, but they'd just throw me in jail.
Rhino: Who cares about that? Don't act like you're endangered. The real problem is, the charge on this drinks bill is gonna hit us hard!
