`A statue of a man and a statue of a woman stood looking at each...
A statue of a man and a statue of a woman stood looking at each other for hundreds of years out in a park.
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One day a wizard, feeling sorry for the statues, brought them to life for 30 minutes.
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Right away, the two of them ran into some nearby bushes and you could hear all kinds of strange sounds from there.
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After a while they came back out, giggling.
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The wizard told them "You have another 15 minutes left, if you want to have another go."
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The statues looked at each other and the male statue answered "Fine, but this time you hold the pigeon and I will shit on it."
`A nun walks into a bar
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while, the lights would go out. Each time this happened, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the patrons saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I please use the restroom?”
The bartender replied, “Okay, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.”
“Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,” said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the restroom.
After a few minutes, the lights went out again and the nun came back out as the whole place stopped to give the nun a loud, enthusiastic round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, “Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?”
“Well, now they know you’re one of us,” said the bartender. “Would you like a drink?”
“No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,” said the puzzled nun.
“You see,” laughed the bartender, “every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.”
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