Feel Better:Complain About Anything, page-233

Yes, Margaret, she's petit-ish, but freakishly strong. A farm girl, born and raised. Have seen her with my own eyes wrestle bulls and castrate lambs with her teeth by the hundreds while the farmhands and I stand aside and cringe. Oh, the humanity! After the 'great pie incident of 2019' she is now banned from the kitchen, so chocolate cake is but a pipe dream. No black eyes yet, but bruises a plenty - for there is no protection from those little fists of furry. Epiphany! Have just found a new use for bullet proof blackberry pie.