I have a dream, friends, I have a very big dream. I dream of a time when all of the heavies are light as a feather and all of us small folk can blow them away with our sheer weight of numbers, and the world will work based on the good people's intentions instead of grazing our knuckles punching glass walls in anger. The shortboards are looking at me kinda weird because they haven't seen uncle Larry this crazed before. Not since my last birthday anyway. Here's John Sebastian.
