Today, it is Jim's birthday! His wife wants to pay Jim back with...

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    Today, it is Jim's birthday!
    His wife wants to pay Jim back with a great surprise as he has been a great husband this year.
    Doing all his chores on time and keeping her really happy.

    So well, she decides to surprise him, she takes him to a Strip Club.

    At the club -

    DOORMAN: Hey Jim! How are you?

    WIFE: How does he know you?

    JIM: We play Golf together!

    BARTENDER: The usual beer Jim?

    WIFE: And how does he know you?

    JIM: He's on the Bowling Team!


    HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Jim?


    The Wife storms out...... dragging Jim with her, into a taxi!


    TAXI DRIVER: Hey Jimmy boy....You picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel?



    And Yes By The Way Tomorrow is Jim's funeral.
    See you all there!
 
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