They should be paying him for attracting hits on the humour...

GLF

Gemlife used the ASX's new IPO fast-track. Is this the start of a new cycle?

SFM

Why is Santa Fe Minerals up 370% on Thursday?

Trump chides Powell as Goldman call for calm. The RBA must be nervous

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CCO

The Calmer Co FY25 revenue hits $8 million, up 86% on FY24

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Thursday's HotCopper trends: Vault Q4 miss, Peak raise | July 3

ASX Market Close: Local bourse dips red as CBA profit takers swoop

RML

Resolution looks to 'strong historical data' as Horse Heaven search begins