general watso guarantees safe passage to those who hand in their gda ammo. this is a generous amnesty, which general watso will give for a period of one week
foot soldier mrpeaman gave up the struggle yesterday, and today, field marshall pastel surrendered.
the terms of the amnesty are as follows
one loaf of bread for every 100 rounds of gda ammo
one kilo of potatoes for every 100 rounds of gda ammo
one bottle of cheap wine for every 500 rounds of gda ammo
one bottle of cheap scotch for every 1000 rounds of gda ammo
mrpeaman having accepted the offer, is happy to be home with mrs peaman, eating a few slices of bread, and washing it down with some cheap scotch, but he finds it better than to continue the hopeless fight
field marshal pastel, is urging his troops to hand follow his example, and will no doubt collect his bag of goodies, and retire to his mansion.
once the amnesty expires, there will be no mercy
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