Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Sam's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Sam's fishing mates are very upset that he can't go,
but what can they do?
Two days later, the three get to the camping site to find
Sam sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, dinner cooking on the fire, and having a cold beer.
"Jeez Sam, how long you been here, and how did you talk
your missus into letting you go?"
“Well, I've been here since last night.
Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and
my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, ‘Guess who?’"
I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a
sheer nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom.
The room had candles and rose petals all over.
Well, she's been reading that book, “50 Shades of
Gray.”
On the bed, she had handcuffs and ropes!
She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I
did.
And then she said, "Do whatever you want."
So, Here I am!
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