It never had to "sink in" It was always obvious from the start.
Look at this.
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.
> >
> >Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the Seventh day.
> >
> >He inquired of God, Where have you been?
> >
> >God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards
> >through the clouds.
> >
> >Look Michael, look what I've made.
> >
> >Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, What is it?
> >
> >It's a planet, replied God, and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it
> >Earth, and it's going to be a place of great balance.
> >
> >Balance? inquired Michael, still confused.
> >
> >God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. For example,Northern
> >Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern
> >Europe is going to be poor.
> >
> >The Middle East over there will be a hot spot.
> >
> >Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a
> >continent of black people,
> >
> >God continued, pointing to different countries. And over there, I call
this
> >place America. North America will be rich and powerful and cold, while
> >South America will be poor and hot and friendly.
> >
> >And the little spot in the middle is Central America, which is a hot
spot.
> >
> >Can you see the balance?
> >
> >Yes, said the Archangel, impressed by Gods work. Then he pointed to a
large
> >land mass and asked,
> >
> >What's that one?
> >
> >Ah, said God. That's Australia, the most glorious place on Earth. There
are
> >beautiful mountains, rainforests, rivers, streams and an exquisite
> >coastline. The people are good looking, intelligent and humorous, and
> >they're going to be found travelling the world.
> >
> >They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they
> >will be known through the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm
> >also going to give them super-human, virtually undefeatable sporting
> >players and teams of cricket, rugby, tennis, golf and the like, who will
be
> >admired and feared by all who come across them.
> >
> >Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then exclaimed, "but you
said
> >there would be BALANCE!"
> >
> >God replied wisely, Wait until you see the ugly, whingeing, sheep-rooting
> >Kiwi bastards I've put next to them!
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