A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say ‘BELL 1‘
I want you to strip naked.
When I say ‘BELL 2’
I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say ‘BELL 3’
We are going to make love all night.
"The next night he came home from work and yelled
" BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"
"What the hell is BELL4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied.
"YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
