and some moreWizard's wheezeIt's entirely unlikely that Mark...

and some more

Wizard's wheeze
It's entirely unlikely that Mark Bouris will ever be caught with his pants down. After all, he has triumphed and risen to the occasion to move into his first chairmanship of a public company, taking the reins at TZ Ltd.

TZ is apparently big in "intelligent fastening technology".

Its technology has been described variously, as far as we can tell, as nuts and bolts for the 21st century, fancy zipper technology and, um, glue (aka, "intelligent fasteners"). Or maybe velcro?

The former Wizard wizard was the frontman for Dutch investor Klaas Pool and Malaysian backer Patrick Chew, who are keen to get the company to deliver on its promises and get listed on the Nasdaq.

Now to win over the residents of Double Bay, where Bouris is trying to build a hotel and work on the smile (not to mention hair) to play Donald Trump in the local version of The Apprentice.