I'm sure they put extra smelly stuff in pet food to stop humans eating it.
Reminds me of the episode of Kingswood Country where Bert Newton guest starred, and Thelma accidently serves him dog food instead of meat loaf (because the 'devon' or 'fritz' style packaging was similar)
I see my company is giving names to the food they put in the fridge for us now. Today I had a sandwich called 'Dave'.
Of course, there is always this technique for deterring the work fridge theives, but some are just too determined. A colleague once put his milk in a baby bottle, but it still got pilfered.
