Doh I wear a red hankie on my head Maybe red undies would work...

Doh I wear a red hankie on my head

Maybe red undies would work instead

I feel it gives me loads of cred

Cause I;m a leftie born and bred

The crap I write makes many spew

But the far left love me they realise I'm true blue

I'm the typical left wing dick

Self righteous love myself and very thick