Went to the Burswoods so called "classy" nightclub a cupla...

Went to the Burswoods so called "classy" nightclub a cupla months ago with the missus... the one you go up the "private" elevator to get to...

It looked oh so sophisticated on the web site... thought we might hook up with some beautiful and classy swingers... (well I did anyway ;-) )

The scene was set when we walked out of the elevator into the lobby if you could call it that... there was a nice leopard skin high back chair there.... very classy... cept it was covered in chunder ! - Very fresh and smelly chunder at that....

Moving into the bar area we discovered the class was just a bunch of wannabe's hanging over the bar looking sleazy....

We got a "Martini" each with literally 2 sips - (yeah sips not mouthfulls) in it for 15 bucks and left.

Yup - all class that Burswood joint !