A suggestion to any patriotic and entrepreneurial types on Australian campuses: buy as many of these kits as possible. A massive profit is yours for the taking once you re-package these kits as “Resistance Roasters”. All you need do is add the following instructions, and you should be able to on-sell the kits for $10 each:
Step 1: Carefully unfold the enclosed Australian flag and display it reverently in a prominent location.
Step 2: Remove the enclosed Resistance material in as rough a manner as possible.
Step 3: Wrap the Resistance material around the enclosed fire lighting cube and set the lot ablaze with the enclosed lighter.
Step 4: Remark to any nearby Resistance member that the blazing Resistance material doesn’t seem particularly resistant. Sing the national anthem.
