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Originally posted by wafflehead: ↑

Snakes do not talk.
Humans did not come into existence 6000 years ago.
A flood a few thousand years ago did not cover even the highest mountains.
A fish did not swallow Johan for three days.
Jesus did not rise physically from death.
Eve was not made from a rib.
Differing languages did not occur at the Tower of Babel.
The first rainbow did not occur after the Flood.
No human has ever lived beyond 122 years.
The sun never failed to give its light.
Lots wife was not turned into salt.
Jacob did not wrestle with God.
Moses did not turn the Nile into blood.
God did not part the sea with a blast from His nostril.
Goliath was not ten feet tall.
Jesus did not turn water into wine.
Jesus did not feed a multitude with five loaves and two fishes.

And I could go on for pages. These are contradiction of reality and science.

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Jesus did not turn water into wine.
Oh, ****, now you tell us.
I don't really care about the rest
Could you please ask him to turn water into Single Malt?
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