Snakes do not talk.When I see one close up, I back up with an...

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    Snakes do not talk.
    When I see one close up, I back up with an "Oh Sh1t" as if it spoke to me.

    Humans did not come into existence 6000 years ago.
    I'm sure that humans were born 6000 years ago.

    A flood a few thousand years ago did not cover even the highest mountains.
    I think that you are right.

    A fish did not swallow Johan for three days.
    If it did, it would make the news. Oh, yes, it did.

    Jesus did not rise physically from death.
    Christianity relies on this. To use your logic, are 2 billion Christians wrong?
    Eve was not made from a rib.
    You are probably right. So, is there meaning behind this narrative?

    Differing languages did not occur at the Tower of Babel.
    Different languages probably existed back then.

    The first rainbow did not occur after the Flood.
    Probably true.

    No human has ever lived beyond 122 years.
    We don't know for certain, but probably true except for those who believe that they can live forever.

    The sun never failed to give its light.
    True, except in areas affected by a total eclipse and when the sun runs out of puff.

    Lots wife was not turned into salt.
    Probably true

    Jacob did not wrestle with God
    Probably true - perhaps he thought he did..

    Moses did not turn the Nile into blood.
    Probably true. It would have attracted swarms of flies, creating a plague of them

    God did not part the sea with a blast from His nostril.
    I thought that it is believed that nothing is beyond God.

    Goliath was not ten feet tall.
    Probably true even if the conversion factors to feet and inches are wrong.

    Jesus did not turn water into wine.
    I have already expressed my disappointment about this claim.

    Jesus did not feed a multitude with five loaves and two fishes.
    Maybe people listening to Jesus carried provisions with them, so your something from nothing denial hypothesis is not compromised.


 
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