The experts have proven with DNA evidence beyond any doubt that...

The experts have proven with DNA evidence beyond any doubt that Elvis is still alive.

You are all like brainwashed sheep believing everything the media dishes out, you need to engage your brains, it is obvious that the king is still very much with us.

And how often do I have to remind you guys that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

Long live the King