A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of raisin toast and maybe an orange juice and coffee?"
He declines saying, "Thanks for asking dear, but I'm not hungry right now. I think it's the viagra, it's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime she asks him "How about a fresh sandwich and some homemade muffins and a coffee?"
He declines again and adds, "The viagra has really trashed my desire for food."
Come dinner time she asks him again if he wants something to eat, "Wouldn't you like a juicy steak with mushrooms, vegetables and chips and then maybe some apple pie and ice cream?"
He declines again saying , "Thank you dear, I'm still not hungry because of the viagra."
"Well," she says "I can't go on like this. Would you mind letting me up because I'm bloody starving."
