At the risk of beating a dead horse, I'd add that in this...

At the risk of beating a dead horse, I'd add that in this example it's clear that Boomy (drug) is testing better than me (placebo).

p-values show 95% confidence that it's because of him - 5% chance something else is at play (e.g. I've had bad form, or the wind was blowing the wrong way lol).

Boomy could well start for his local university.

BUT

Usain Bolt (ATL1102 - obviously, I'm biased) is trying out really soon. Early time trials show he has amazing potential (stabilisation). P-values show 99% confidence he's a freak and 1% chance something else caused the observed times he's posted. He just needs clearance from the anti-doping agency and a few more runs to make sure there haven't been a time-keeping errors, etc.

Ok, I'm done torturing this analogy hahaha. Gardening time

Have a good'un guys!