•Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
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•How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
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•England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
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•I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
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•They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
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•I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
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•Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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•I know a guy addicted to brake fluid - he says he can stop any time.
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•I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, then it dawned on
me.
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•This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd
never met herbivore.
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•When chemists die, they barium.
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•I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
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+I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
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•Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
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•Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because
she couldn't control her pupils?
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•When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
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•Broken pencils are pointless.
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•What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A
thesaurus.
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•I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
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•I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
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•Velcro is a big rip off!
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•Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.
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