For Lexophiliacs ----

  1. dub
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    •Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

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    •How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

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    •England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

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    •I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

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    •They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

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    •I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

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    •Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

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    •I know a guy addicted to brake fluid - he says he can stop any time.

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    •I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, then it dawned on


    me.



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    •This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd


    never met herbivore.



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    •When chemists die, they barium.

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    •I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.


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    +I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

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    •Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

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    •Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because


    she couldn't control her pupils?

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    •When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

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    •Broken pencils are pointless.

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    •What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A


    thesaurus.

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    •I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

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    •I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

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    •Velcro is a big rip off!

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    •Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.
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    Last edited by dub: 14/08/19
 
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