for the boaties

A chap was fishing on the bank of the river when he noticed a curvaceous woman on the other bank, he gave her a wave and she waved back, he kept fishing keeping one eye on her as she made suggestive gestures, finally she called out if you can swim across the river you can have me.

Well the fish weren’t biting so he stripped off and started swimming, she thought she could speed things up by taking her top off but this appeared to make him go even slower so she took all her kit off, the chap stopped mid stream and called out “will you put your clothes back on I’m picking up weed."