A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was> >...

  1. U2
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    A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was
    > > awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing
    > > was struck by lightning.
    > >
    > > One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front
    > > of the plane and screamed, "I'm too young to
    > > die," she cried. Then she yelled, "If I'm
    > > going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be
    > > memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me
    > > feel like a woman?"
    &g t; >
    > > For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the
    > > desperate woman in the front of the plane.
    > >
    > > Then a man from Ohio stood up in the rear of the
    > > plane.
    > >
    > > He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair
    > > and hazel eyes.
    > >
    > > Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his
    > > shirt as he went, one button at a time.
    > >
    > > No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled
    > > across
    > > his chest. She gasped...



    Then, he spoke...





    "Iron this -- and then get me a beer."

 
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