Do you know the difference between a cyclone and a women?
The cyclone only takes a part of a mans roof, the woman takes the whole thing, as man dad always said, if they didnt have that hairy lasoo, they would be 10 deep at the rubbish dump..
Seriously, i think that you would probably get a case of beer for every ear you turned in.
Really complex creatures, they can bleed for a week and dont die, they produce milk without eating any grass and they can bury a bone without digging a bloody hole.